What’s the mess?

Starter Kits.

Two or more bottles, one kit price. Pick a ready-made mess, or describe yours and we’ll build the kit.

What’s the mess?

be honest. we won’t tell.

Your Starter Kit

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    Kit savings of 15% apply to two or more bottles. placeholder

    Ready-made messes

    2 bottles · Dish Soap, Multi-Surface

    The Kitchen Mess

    Dish Soap plus Multi-Surface. For the sink and everything within splashing distance of it.

    $21.25 $25 placeholder kit price

    2 bottles · Laundry, Hand Wash

    Laundry Day

    Laundry Detergent plus Hand Wash, because you will dig through a pocket and regret it.

    $23.80 $28 placeholder kit price

    5 bottles · Multi-Surface, Dish Soap, Laundry, Hand Wash, Bathroom

    The Whole-House Mess

    All five bottles. For homes that are, frankly, a lot. (Ours too.)

    $55.25 $65 placeholder kit price

    The Mess Report

    Our planned refill plan. Pick a cadence and we send a reminder before each delivery: “Looks like someone made a mess.”

    1. Pick the bottles you get through.
    2. Choose every 4, 8 or 12 weeks.
    3. Skip, pause, cancel any time. No guilt trip.

    Placeholder: the Mess Report, its 15% saving and any refill formats go live with checkout and are still to be confirmed.

    Get on the mess list.

    New bottles, refill news when it is real, and a monthly drawing of a mess someone sent us. No spam. We are too busy wiping things.