What’s the mess?

Terracotta Nice Mess Multi-Surface Cleaner 1.5 L bottle on a colour-block shelf
Close-up of the hand-drawn spilled-cup illustration on the Multi-Surface Cleaner label
Multi-Surface Cleaner lying on a painted terracotta and olive backdrop
Two people laughing in a busy kitchen, one wiping the counter, one holding the terracotta bottle

Plant-based home care · handled bottle

Multi-Surface Cleaner

For counters, tables and the general vicinity of breakfast.

$16 placeholder price

The big terracotta bottle that lives on the counter instead of hiding under the sink. Plant-based home care for the everyday surfaces that catch everything: counters, tables, the shelf where the keys go.

Size
How often does this mess happen?
1

Mess of the week: orange juice, at shoulder height, somehow.

  • 1.5 Lhandled bottle
  • Plant-basedhome care, as on the pack
  • Free shippingover $40 placeholder

The mess it handles

Beforethe spill
The bit in the middleyou, a cloth, five minutes
Afterupright. dry. nice.

Illustrations, not photos. Results depend on the mess. Always follow the label.

How to use

  1. 1

    Read the label first. It knows things.

  2. 2

    Use on the surface as the pack directs.

  3. 3

    Wipe with a damp cloth. Put the bottle back on the counter. It looks good there.

Full directions and cautions are printed on the label. They win over anything on this page.

Scent & ingredients

Plant-based home care, as printed on the pack. The full ingredient list is on the label.

Placeholder: scent notes and the full ingredient list will be published here once the final spec is confirmed.

The bottle

1.5 L (50.7 fl oz) matte handled bottle with a hand-drawn illustration of the spill.

Packaging materials and refill formats: to confirm before launch.

Mess Report refills

Choose a reminder every 4, 8 or 12 weeks. We nudge you before anything ships. Skip, pause or cancel any time.

Placeholder: plan and discount go live with checkout.

Shipping & returns

Rates and times are shown at checkout. Free shipping over $40. If something arrives leaking or broken, email hello@nice-mess.com.

Placeholder policy: see policies.

Pairs well with

messes rarely travel alone

Questions

All the FAQs
Which surfaces is it for?

Everyday hard surfaces around the home. The label lists exactly where to use it and where not to. When in doubt, test a small hidden patch first.

Is the bottle refillable?

Refill formats are planned. We will confirm details before launch, and this page will say so plainly when they are ready.

Is it safe around kids and pets?

Treat it like any cleaning product: follow the label, store it out of reach of children and pets, and keep it in its original bottle.

What is the Mess Report?

It is our planned refill plan: pick how often you want a top-up (every 4, 8 or 12 weeks), and we send a reminder before anything ships. Skip, pause or cancel any time. It goes live with checkout.